VICTORY!!

The old skank whore finally decided to show her face... which is good because I wasn't sure if my boobs or my brain would explode first from their respective painful swelling/frustration.

It must've been the cookies that I had last night--apparently the magic recipe to make her appear is 2 gingerbread, 2 no-bake chocolate cookies, and 2 marshmallow holly wreaths.

So now I get to switch to my new BBT and start tracking! Yahoo!

This is the cycle that will not end. Yes, it goes on and on my friends...

I think Provera is what messed me up. My cycles had been about 38 days for awhile now, but my RE wanted me to try Provera to induce a period during the litany of previous visits, but she'd always show up before I could get to it, so I did that in early October and now I'm stuck on a long cycle.

I didn't think it was possible to O on CD 47, but I started temping around CD 35 and entering them into FF, and I had a dip/spike around CD 47 that FF marked as my O day (but it was only dotted CH's, so who knows).

I had about 15 days of elevated temps after that, but they dropped over the weekend, so I'm sure AF will be soon to follow (my bb's hurt like a mofo), but to add to this massive amount of confusion, my temp was back up again today, but not as high as it was.

Seriously, this cycle has to end!

Dear AF,

Dear AF,

I baked cookies. Lots of cookies. Please come home for Christmas.

Love, Me

Seriously... it's CD 63 and I'm sooo ready for this beeotch to arrive. She no-showed for Thanksgiving, the least she could do would be to show me some love by Christmas...