Well, lookie who decided to saunter in the room and join in the fun!? Good old Aunt Flo finally got her lazy @ss off the couch after eating 2 bags of Doritos, a pint of ice cream, some chocolate cheesecake, and a handful of kosher dill pickles and then parked her happy ass in my vagina today.
I'd say "Yay for AF finally showing her face," but my crotch feels like it's been beaten with a mallet and set on fire and I'm bloated beyond recognition. Yeah... I said it! MY CROTCH HURTS! Oh, did I mention that I'm bitchy??? ;-)
